Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Interview with Tony Richards.


Full Name:
Anthony Richards

Do you have a nickname or what do your friends call you?
Tony.

Birthplace:
London, England.

Current hometown:
London, England. Not in the same district that I was born, though. It’s a big place.

Favorite city and why?
Like most English people, I love Manhattan. I can fully see why L. Frank Baum based the Emerald City on that place, it has an electrical magic. And Paris still has its charms. I’ve been to Hong Kong twice and adore it … people tend to think of it in terms of tall skyscrapers and crowds, but that’s just the Central district of the city; there is huge diversity, much older areas, markets and parks and antiquities and very tranquil places. And Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, is a fantastic city too, a huge mixture of old and new and a melting pot for the world’s major cultures, and with very kind and friendly people. Truth is – as you’ve probably guessed by now – I have a lot of favorite cities.

Birthday / Age:
59 this summer … Jesus H.!!!

How would you describe yourself physically?
Slim and handsome.

How would someone else describe you physically?
Thin and aging.

The first thing people notice about you is…
I usually have a cigarette on the go.

Religion, if any?
I’m a born atheist. I never believed in any of that stuff even when I was a little kid.

Are you superstitious? Any phobias?
Everyone is superstitious on some deep level – ‘There are no atheists in foxholes.’
Phobias? I have lots. Heights. Tight spaces. Unfamiliar dogs. Maybe that is why I write a lot of horror.

Do you smoke/drink? If so, what? Any bad habits?
Yes and yes, wine mostly for the latter. And black coffee, lots. And sugar. And stopping up very late at night streaming movies. No drugs, though. If I did those as well, I’d be done for.
Current occupation / Dream job:
My current occupation is as a full-time freelance writer and – difficult though it can be sometimes – it is my dream job.



What do you like to do when you’re not at work?
I love to fish, but rarely get the chance to do it these days. Movies. Reading. Cooking. Seeing friends. You know, the usual.

What is your zombie outbreak survival plan?
Splash gray paint on myself, shamble around making moaning noises, and hope they take me for one of their own. It would get pretty tedious after a while though. I wouldn’t have much of a brain left to eat.

Weapon of choice:
My biting wit.

Do you have any special skills?
Apart from writing and cooking, I’m pretty terrible at most everything.

Did you go to college and, if so, what for?
I studied law at college. Why? Other people told me that a law degree would get me into almost any career. Hah! Upon leaving college, I decided to have a go at getting a job in publishing, phoned up an employment agent who specialized in that field, only to have him explode at me. “Do you know how many idiots I get with law degrees who think that’ll get them into publishing?” So I finally ended up with the world’s most boring job, at a law book publishing firm editing – wait for it – legal forms. I stuck with that for 3 excruciating years until my stories finally started selling at a decent rate. Moral of this story … most other people don’t really know what they’re talking about, so take their advice with a hefty pinch of salt.

Any pets?   If so, what are they and what are their names?
None, sadly. The opportunity has come up twice to buy a puppy from a woman with two shih-tzus on our street, and they are so cute that it’s been really tempting. But sadly, I travel a lot, and small effusive dogs and professional writing do not really mix.

What is your favorite animal?
My favorite animals are probably the birds in my back yard … we have a robin and a blackbird who are so tame and calm around us that they almost count as pets.

Speaking of pets, any pet peeves?
So-called talent contests like The X Factor. They are rigged from start to finish, and they’re killing modern music.

Favorite / Least favorite Food:
Meatballs and pasta, I could live on that.
Raw celery is vile, unless heavily coated in dressing in a Waldorf salad.

What is your favorite quotation / motto / saying?
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

What is the best thing that ever happened to you?
Meeting my wife.

What is the worst thing that ever happened to you?
Short of money once, I took a part-time job cold calling firms and trying to sell them accountancy software. Utter hell. When that job ended after a few months, I walked out of the office very quickly and then ran the whole way to the subway station.

What is the best thing you’ve ever done?
Marrying my wife.

What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?
As the song goes, I have no regrets. It’s not that I’m perfect, but I do things for a reason.

What do you do?
Write, obviously.

How did you get started doing what you do?
I’ve written ever since I was a kid. I used to create my own comic strips, an activity hampered by the fact that I can’t draw particularly well. At high school, I had an English teacher who recognized I had a talent for the written word and did everything that he could to encourage me. About six months from finishing my law degree, I realized that what I really wanted to do was write professionally, got hold of a second-hand typewriter and started knocking out stories. And the first one sold within a couple of months of my graduating.

What is your advice to other people that want to get started doing what you do?
Learn how to put together a professional manuscript – looks do count when it comes to weary editors. Try your very best to get an agent. Other than that, write what you really want to write rather than what you think you ought. What you really want to write might change immensely down the years, but writing is a learning process and you’ll find yourself constantly evolving.

What are some of the projects you’ve worked on/finished in the past? Give us a little history if you will.
I’ve written 12 novels and novellas so far, most of them horror and dark fantasy and including a series of 5 books – so far – set in the fictional town of Raine’s Landing, Massachusetts. I’m really aching right now to sit down and start on the sixth. But my most recent novel, published last December, was a straightforward crime one, and I have plans to do some more in that direction. I’ve also seen into print more than 100 short stories, enough to fill 7 collections, four of them from Dark Regions Press.

What projects are you working on now?
I’ve just finished a second crime novel with the same protagonist as the one last year. It’s with my agent and she’s showing it around right now.




What are you watching?
I’ve just discovered – online – the Sleepy Hollow TV series, and am thoroughly enjoying it.

What are you listening to?
Usually jazz.

What are you reading?
I’m just about to start on John Connelly’s ‘Every Dead Thing,’ having never read him before. And sitting on my shelves, waiting for a beach vacation, is ‘Sapphique,’ the sequel to ‘Incarceron.’ I think Catherine Fisher is a superb writer, and so that should be a treat.

Favorite author / book?
Ray Bradbury.

Favorite band / song?
Nirvana.

Least favorite band / song?
Spice Girls.

If you could do anything other than what you do now, what would you do?
Marine biologist … I love snorkeling so much that, once in, I almost have to be physically dragged out of the ocean to get me back on dry land.

Who would you want to meet that you haven’t met? You get three choices:
Alive. Dead. Fictional.
Nelson Mandela. Dashiell Hammett. Krusty the Clown.

What’s the best and worst job you’ve ever had?
Writing.
Cold calling/editing legal forms.

Are there any questions that I didn’t ask that you wished I had asked that you would like to answer now?
None that I can think of.

Anyone you recommend I interview that you can put me in touch with?
Ramsey Campbell. John Langan. John Skipp.
Excellent.  Point them in my direction if you think that this is the kind of thing that you think that they’d be into doing.

Got any questions for me?
What do you get out of interviewing people?
No one would interview me when I was trying to establish myself as an author.  It’s the old paradox.  They won’t interview someone they haven’t heard of before, and how is anyone going to hear about me if I can’t get some media exposure?  I didn’t think that was fair, so I started the blog so there would be an open forum for anyone that wanted to be interviewed about anything, as long as they were willing to subject themselves to the interview process.  I put out three collections of interviews from the blog thinking maybe they’d sell, and they didn’t.  I had a couple deals to syndicate the interviews to online magazines that needed content but those deals fell through.  And, most recently, my Google AdSense registration was finally approved and I made $0.01 this week.  As sentimental as it’s going to sound, the real reward is helping to give people a promotional tool and getting to know some new acquaintances working in a variety of creative arts.

Thanks for letting me subject you to being interviewed!




Pitch parade:
Give me all of your links for things you want to promote.   All of them.
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tony.richards.1217
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TonyRichardsdfw
Website: http://www.richardsreality.com
Blog: http://raineslanding.blogspot.com
Etc.: https://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=216438265
https://plus.google.com/u/0/112166147197227988491/posts

About the Interviewee:
Born in London, England, Tony Richards is the author of 12 novels and over 100 short stories. His most recent books are Under the Ice and Hot Blood, both from Samhain Publishing, The Universal and Other Terrors from Dark Regions Press, and his first crime novel, The Desert Keeps Its Dead from Telos Publishing. Widely travelled, he sets much of his fiction in locations he has visited. He has been shortlisted for the Bram Stoker and British Fantasy awards.


About the Interviewer:
Scott Lefebvre can write about whatever you want him to write about.
Mostly because when he was grounded for his outlandish behavior as a hyperactive school child, the only place he was allowed to go was the public library.
His literary tastes were forged by the works of Helen Hoke, Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Edgar Allan Poe, and H. P. Lovecraft.
He is the author of Spooky Creepy Long Island, and Condemned; and a contributing author to Forrest J. Ackerman’s Anthology of the Living Dead, Fracas: A Collection of Short Friction, The Call of Lovecraft, and Cashiers du Cinemart.
His reviews have been published by a variety of in print and online media including Scars Magazine, Icons of Fright, Fatally Yours and Screams of Terror, and he has appeared in Fangoria, Rue Morgue and HorrorHound Magazine.
Check out his publishing imprint Burnt Offerings Books here:
http://burntofferingsbooks.blogspot.com/
Check out his electronic music here: soundcloud.com/master_control
And here: master-control.bandcamp.com
Check out his Etsy here: www.etsy.com/shop/ScottLefebvreArt
Stalk his Facebook at: www.facebook.com/TheLefebvre
E-mail him at: Scott_Lefebvre@hotmail.com   

Friday, February 27, 2015

Interview with Sèphera Girón.




Full Name:
Sèphera Girón

Do you have a nickname or what do your friends call you?
Seph

Birthplace:
New Orleans
I drove past New Orleans on my way to Texas a couple times and didn’t have time for the detour.  Kind of wish I had made the time.  I hear it’s a great place to go.
I’d never actually been until the WHC/HWA weekend a couple of years ago. I spent more time drinking bourbon on Bourbon Street and dancing in the bars then I did doing the convention!

Current hometown:
Toronto
I love Toronto!  I’ve been there four or five times on horror business and always had a great time.  It’s like a clean New York City where everyone is nice.
I agree. I love Toronto as well.

Favorite city and why?
New York City.  The first time I went there when I was eighteen, I felt like I had come home.  I’ve been many times since and love it. I also fell in love with New Orleans when I went back for the first time for WHC/HWA weekend a couple of years ago.


Birthday / Age:
January 23, 1962

How would you describe yourself physically?
Short, round.

How would someone else describe you physically?
They would likely be kind and say, “voluptuous.”

The first thing people notice about you is…
Boobs.

Sexual orientation?
Bi.

Religion, if any?
None proclaimed.

Are you superstitious at all?
A little.

Any phobias?
I’m not fond of birds.  I have a fear of being in a tornado, so high winds freak me out.  I’m afraid of being eaten by a shark or other scary sea monster.  Fear of heights.
So, The Birds, The Wizard Of Oz, and Jaws are actually horror movies to you.
Absolutely!  I blame The Wizard of Oz for most of my neurosis.
Witches, midgets, lions, tigers, bears, etc.
Flying monkeys, tornadoes, green ladies...


Do you smoke/drink? If so, what?
I love bourbon.

Any bad habits?
I’ll never tell!

Current occupation / Dream job:
I’m a full-time freelance writer editor. My dream job is a rich full-time writer, as in produce one book every couple of years! 

What do you like to do when you’re not at work?
Dance, read, go to the movies, watch TV, hang out with friends.

What is your zombie outbreak survival plan?
I don’t have one. Do you think I should? Lol.
Well, you might want to have one.  You could adapt if for if/when the economy collapses and people start hunting each other for food.
I guess I’d better give it a bit more thought!


Weapon of choice:
Gun of some sort.  One that shoots a lot of bullets really fast but isn’t a bitch to carry.

Do you have any special skills?
Tarot reading, Reiki.

Did you go to college and, if so, what for?
I have a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Fine Arts Studies from York University.

Any pets?   If so, what are they and what are their names?
All my pets are dead.

What is your favorite animal?
Apes, monkeys, dogs.

Speaking of pets, any pet peeves?
This trend of all men of all ages growing beards. I like a clean-shaven man.

Favorite / Least favorite Food:
I love medium rare bacon-wrapped filet mignon with garlic mashed potatoes, and broccoli.  I loathe Brussel sprouts.

What is your favorite quotation / motto / saying?
“Life is a cabaret!”

What is the best thing that ever happened to you?
Being a mom to two great sons.

What is the worst thing that ever happened to you?
Losing my way.
Did you find your way again?
I made it back from the wrong path though going forward, who knows what lies in store?!


Ever had your heart broken? Is there a story worth telling behind your answer? Yes, I’ve been divorced twice. No stories.

Ever broken someone’s heart? Not that I’m aware of. Is there a story worth telling behind your answer?
Not that I’m aware of.

What is the best thing you’ve ever done?
Staying alive.

What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?
Lied.

If you could kill one person, consequence free, who would it be and why?
I don’t believe in killing anyone in real life.

What do you do?
I wouldn’t.


How did you get started doing what you do?
I’ve always enjoyed writing and telling stories.  I read a lot and wrote a lot.  I took courses, went to University.  I realized that it wasn’t insane to want to submit my work to the publishing houses whose books I enjoyed.  I studied writer’s guidelines, learned what I could through writer magazines, hung out in the library, and submitted my work.  There was no internet in those days so everything took forever and you had to be a detective to find out anything.  Especially in Canada.  I’m a tenacious little duck.

What is your advice to other people that want to get started doing what you do? Read, write, edit, submit.  Join writers organizations.  Go to readings and workshops.  Network.  Don’t be a dick.

What are some of the projects you’ve worked on/finished in the past? Give us a little history if you will.
I wrote four books for Leisure which are now published with Necon E-books.com
House of Pain  
Borrowed Flesh  
The Birds and the Bees 
Mistress of the Dark

Scarlett Publishing
Weird Tales of Terror, a collection of stories and a novel    


Samhain Horror Publishing
Captured Souls
Flesh Failure 
Experiments in Terror
A Penny Saved

I also dabble a bit in movies. I’m in Gregory Lamberson’s Killer Rack, playing a tarot reader (coming out in 2015). I was also in Lamberson’s Slime City Massacre as “Ruby” (2010).


What projects are you working on now?
The Boys Club (horror novel).

What are you watching?
I’m eagerly awaiting the season premiere of Bates Motel.  I just got unhooked from American Horror Story: FreakShow which had me binge-watch the first two seasons that I’d never seen.  I like reality shows such as Strange Addiction and Face Off.

What are you listening to?
Eminem, Lorde, Little Shop of Horrors, Quadrophenia.

What are you reading?
Other people’s manuscripts for my editing jobs. Le sigh.

Favorite author / book?
Stephen King.  I read The Shining when it was published. It scared the hell out of me. Not sure if it would today, but it sure did then.

Favorite band / song?
The Who  / Dr. Jimmy/Mr. Jim

Least favorite band / song?
Nickleback. Pick one! Ha!

If you could do anything other than what you do now, what would you do?
Be a movie or TV star.

Who would you want to meet that you haven’t met? You get three choices:
Alive.
  Stephen King and/or Roger Daltrey
Dead. Shirley Temple. I got her autograph once but I’ve always just wanted to sit down over a drink and just yak.
Fictional: Scarlett O’Hara, although she’d likely rip my head off.


What’s the best and worst job you’ve ever had?
I’m living my dream, baby!
The worst job, oh, there were a couple. Working retail in the jewelry and watch department of a fancy store at Christmastime for minimum wage when I was broke springs to mind.  Merry F-ing Christmas to You Too, Rich-Bitches!


Are there any questions that I didn’t ask that you wished I had asked that you would like to answer now?
Nope. I think we covered it all!

Anyone you recommend I interview that you can put me in touch with?
Monica O’Rourke, Gemma Files.
Point them in my direction and we’ll see where it goes.
Will do!


Got any questions for me?
I know you’re swamped so nope!
I’m not that swamped.  Doing these interviews is an as-of-yet unpaid endeavor so I don’t let it take up too much of my time.  I spend, maybe, a couple hours a day getting caught up on my interview homework and then I’m onto other things.
That’s good!


Thanks for letting me subject you to being interviewed!
Thank you so much for having me!

Pitch parade:
Give me all of your links for things you want to promote.   All of them.
http://www.twitter.com/sephera
http://www.youtube.com/sephera
http://www.instagram.com/sepheragiron
http://sephwriter666.blogspot.ca
http://facebook.com/SepheraGironAuthor
http://tarotpaths.blogpost.ca
http://scarlettediting.blogspot.ca
https://www.samhainpublishing.com/author/1786/sphera-girn



About the Interviewee:
Sèphera Girón is a horror writer who lives in Toronto. Her horror books include Experiments in Terror, A Penny Saved, Flesh Failure, Captured Souls, House of Pain, Borrowed Flesh, The Birds and the Bees, and House of Pain. Sèphera is also an actress who has appeared in Slime City Massacre and Killer Rack among others. When she isn’t writing, editing, or acting, Sèphera is a professional tarot reader.

About the Interviewer:
Scott Lefebvre can write about whatever you want him to write about.
Mostly because when he was grounded for his outlandish behavior as a hyperactive school child, the only place he was allowed to go was the public library.
His literary tastes were forged by the works of Helen Hoke, Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Edgar Allan Poe, and H. P. Lovecraft.
He is the author of Spooky Creepy Long Island, and Condemned; and a contributing author to Forrest J. Ackerman’s Anthology of the Living Dead, Fracas: A Collection of Short Friction, The Call of Lovecraft, and Cashiers du Cinemart.
His reviews have been published by a variety of in print and online media including Scars Magazine, Icons of Fright, Fatally Yours and Screams of Terror, and he has appeared in Fangoria, Rue Morgue and HorrorHound Magazine.
Check out his publishing imprint Burnt Offerings Books here:
http://burntofferingsbooks.blogspot.com/
Check out his electronic music here: soundcloud.com/master_control
And here: master-control.bandcamp.com
Check out his Etsy here: www.etsy.com/shop/ScottLefebvreArt
Stalk his Facebook at: www.facebook.com/TheLefebvre
E-mail him at: Scott_Lefebvre@hotmail.com  


Thursday, February 26, 2015

Interview with Ryan Lieske.



Full Name:
Ryan Charles Lieske

Birthplace:
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Current hometown:
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Favorite city and why?
Unfortunately, I haven't traveled nearly as much as I would like.  However, out of the places I have visited, I really love New York City.  It's probably the Woody Allen thing.

Birthday / Age:
December 19th. I'm 41. And I'm still not used to saying that.

How would you describe yourself physically?
Endearingly short and out of shape.

How would someone else describe you physically?
The same, except drop the “endearingly”.

The first thing people notice about you is…
“Do you sleep in that hat?”

Sexual orientation?
Straight.  However, when I'm writing or directing, I become bisexual.  I feel I need to be in order to do the job right.

Religion, if any?
I walked away from religion a long time ago, but it's still a subject that fascinates me.   And there aspects to a lot of faiths that I find beautiful.   Of course, there are just as many aspects that I find abhorrent.

Are you superstitious at all? Any phobias?
I'm what you would call “half-assed superstitious”.  And phobias?  Yes, I have one real phobia, and that's my ridiculous fear of praying mantises.  I will scream and run if I encounter one.
You do know that they’re perfectly harmless to humans though, right?
Oh, I know, it's completely stupid. But there's just something about them that unnerves some primitive part of me, and makes my blood go cold when I see one.  My brother, Josh, has the same fear.  I guess it wouldn't be much of a phobia if it wasn't so irrational.


Do you smoke/drink?
I quit smoking about 5 years ago, by using nicotine gum. I then became hooked on the gum. I quit that cold turkey, on my 41st birthday. I used to drink a lot more, in my 20s and early 30s, but I've tapered off quite a bit in the last few years.

If so, what?
Whatever the cheapest beer is. I don't enjoy it enough to be a snob about it.

Any bad habits?
How long do we have?
As long as it takes.
I don't eat well.  I drink too much soda.  I chew my fingernails.  I generally jump to awful conclusions before thinking things through properly.  I buy more books than I'll ever have time to read.  I trust people too easily (which is just about the WORST thing you can do in the filmmaking business).


Current occupation / Dream job:
Currently, I work for a company that does closed captioning for movies and other video programming, the majority of which is porn.  I also own my own movie production company, which, if it ever actually made any money, would be my dream job.
When you subtitle porn, do you have to figure out how to spell the orgasmic groans or do you just subtitle the groans, sighs and moans with “orgasmic groan”.
Actually, that is the first question everyone asks when they find out what I do.  We don't caption any of the groaning or moaning.  That is what is considered a “sound effect”, and in porn, that sound effect is implied by the very fact that you're watching porn.   We do, however, have to caption everything that is being said, if it concerns the “plot”.  Or, if you're clearly seeing someone's mouth making words in a close up.  Although most of the time we don't even script “oh, God” or “oh, fuck” because that, too, is implied.





What do you like to do when you’re not at work?
If I had any money, I would travel.  But mostly, when not writing, or working on a movie, I like to read, watch movies, hang out with my cats.  Sometimes, I do all of that at once.  Which probably explains a lot.

What is your zombie outbreak survival plan?
Find the nearest Rite Aid or Walgreen's, and barricade myself in there.  I figure, with most pharmacies, you only have one entrance to worry about.  Plus, all those medical and food supplies.  And toys for the kids. 


Weapon of choice:
Can I have the EM-1 Railgun Arnold used in Eraser? Is that a real gun?
For the purposes of this interview it is.


Do you have any special skills?
I cook a good steak, and I give good volley in tennis.  I'm also told I have a good ear for dialogue.

Did you go to college and, if so, what for?
I did go to college, and I completely wasted my time there.  I wish I'd never gone.  Long story.
I’ve got time if you want to delve.
Well, in essence, I paid a lot to go to a good school, and then spent most of my time skipping class, slacking off.  I wasn't a partier, or anything.  I just simply didn't treat my time in higher education with any respect.  I sort of coasted through it, with my eyes locked on some nebulous future that was eventually going to sweep me off into success and fame and fortune.  I didn't slap my face and tell myself that in order to get anywhere near that dream future I needed to work for it.  I'm quite disappointed in myself for how cavalier I was about my life back then.  I took it for granted that I was going to be a successful writer/director, and arrogantly told myself I was better than everyone around me.  Which, really, was just me overcompensating for the fact that I had no self-esteem whatsoever, and very little faith in my own talents.  I figured if I faked enough, I'd achieve something.  God damn, if I could I'd go back and kick my ass so hard. 


If you went to college, did you manage to pay off your student loans?
I was lucky, and my father paid the loan off for me.  Now I owe him a shitload of money I'll never live long enough to pay back.  At least the harassing phone calls stopped.
I wish my step-dad would step up and knock my loan out.  It would reset my credit and I could work out some kind of payment plan where I paid them $100 a week for the next 2,000 weeks.  I just hate paying the actual loan companies because with interest constantly accruing it’s like taking one step forward and two steps back each time I make a payment.
Tell me about it.  It's like Sisyphus dealing with all that bullshit.  Now all I have to deal with is the guilt.  Since I feel guilty about everything anyway, what's a little more going to do?

Any pets?   If so, what are they and what are their names?
Two cats: Arbor and Karloff.
“Karloff?  Sidekick?” 
http://youtu.be/pVYPHx59JfA
One of my Top 5 favorite films.




What is your favorite animal?
Currently, I love quokkas and red pandas.  Well, and cats, of course.

Speaking of pets, any pet peeves?
I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi.  Non language-related peeves: I loathe baseless entitlement and possessive boyfriends who glare at you if you even walk past their girlfriend.  And anyone who encourages idiocy in idiots.  And don't get me started on those young-earthers.


Favorite / Least favorite Food:
I've become a burgeoning foodie in my old age, and have been expanding my palate as of late.  Nothing specific comes to mind, though.  I love pretty much anything Italian.  I'm obsessed with cheese.
Least favorite?  I just cannot deal with guacamole.  At all.


What is your favorite quotation / motto / saying?
“We fall from womb to tomb, from one blackness and toward another, remembering little of the one and knowing nothing of the other ... except through faith.” - Stephen King

What is the best thing that ever happened to you?
Discovering the opposite sex.

What is the worst thing that ever happened to you?
Discovering the opposite sex.

Ever had your heart broken? Is there a story worth telling behind your answer?
Oh, yeah. At least three times. Maybe four.

Ever broken someone’s heart? Is there a story worth telling behind your answer?
Not proud of it, but yes.

What is the best thing you’ve ever done?
I haven't done it yet.

What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?
Ignoring my depression for as long as I did.  As a young man I romanticized it, and flippantly dismissed those who offered me help.  As I got older, it got worse.  And then one day it hit me like a fist to the throat, and I completely broke down.  It took me years to recover from that.  While I know it would never have been preventable, I do know I could have handled it better if I'd let myself learn how to handle when I was younger.

If you could kill one person, consequence free, who would it be and why?
If I told you, and then something did happen to that person, not only would I become the prime suspect, I would also have given the investigators a motive to hang me on.
I’ve been getting that dodge a fair amount these days so I think I’m going to pull that question from the questionnaire.


What do you do?
I am a writer and filmmaker.  For the past several years, my emphasis has been on writing and directing movies, but lately I've decided to devote more attention to fiction writing.

How did you get started doing what you do?
I've loved to read all my life.  At some point when I was in junior high, I just straight up decided I wanted to write books.  I wrote my first novel when I was 14.  A whopping 100-page epic!  I discovered film-making a few years later, in high school.  My friends and I had video cameras, so we'd spend our weekends making movies in our backyards.  Since that time, I've never thought of doing anything else.

What is your advice to other people that want to get started doing what you do?
If you have the ambition, then do it.  Don't hesitate.  Don't wait until tomorrow.  Do it now, and give every ounce of your talent, passion, and energy to it.  Do NOT be passive in your ambitions.

What are some of the projects you’ve worked on/finished in the past? Give us a little history if you will.
I have written and directed the acclaimed short films "Clean Break", "Down to Sleep", "Abed" (based on the controversial short story by Bram Stoker Award-winning writer Elizabeth Massie, and produced by the late Fangoria scribe and novelist Philip Nutman), and "Remotion: Prologue", along with a pair of videos for the synthpop band Alexis.  In 2010, I was brought in as a cowriter on "Zombie Apocalypse: Redemption" for director Ryan Thompson, and starring Fred Williamson.  I have also written the screenplays "Aeon: The Last Vampyre on Earth", "Devils in the Darkness", and "An Anti-American" for director Daniel E. Falicki, released through Chemical Burn Entertainment.


What projects are you working on now?
Currently, I am in production on a feature film called “Remotion”.  We are shooting what we can right now, with no money, and are trying to raise funds to complete it over the summer of 2015 (knock on wood).  I am also writing a series of films for Lighthouse Pictures (who is also producing and distributing “Remotion”).  On the writing side of things, I am working on several short stories, a novel, and outlining a couple of future screenplays.

What are you watching?
I'll pretty much watch anything.  Currently, I'm trying to get through all the TCM movies I have clogging my DVR.

What are you listening to?
When driving, I listen to NPR.  Unfortunately, I lost 90% percent of my music collection when my external hard drive was damaged.  So I've been bereft music for the last year or so.  Sucks.  So much for the joys of non-physical media.
You have to regularly back everything up, and back up your back ups.  It’s a nuisance, but you’ll be glad you did if you have another device shit the bed.
Yeah, I definitely learned my lesson on that one. 


What are you reading?
I generally read three or four books at a time, and, as with movies, my tastes are all over the map.  Currently, I'm reading 11/22/63 by Stephen King, On the Beach by Nevil Shute, Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre, and Arnold Schwarzenegger's autobiography, Total Recall. 

Favorite author / book?
My favorite books are It by Stephen King, Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse, and Lord of the Flies by William Golding. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Kathe Koja, Brian Hodge, Whitley Strieber, Herman Hesse, Clive Barker. The list could go on, I'll just stop there.

Favorite band / song?
My favorite band is Joy Division.  I couldn't tell you a favorite song, though.  It depends on my mood, where I'm at, how many beers I've had...

Least favorite band / song?
I dislike a lot of bands/musicians.  But I will tell you this: I absolutely fucking HATE that “No Rain” song by Blind Melon. And “Come On, Eileen”, “Love Shack”, and “Don't Stop Believing” can all fuck off, too.

If you could do anything other than what you do now, what would you do?
Honestly, either an archaeologist, or an astronaut.  I'm fascinated by ancient history and space.  But, I'm not patient enough for the former, nor smart enough for the latter.

Who would you want to meet that you haven’t met? You get three choices:
Alive. Dead. Fictional.
God, who is all three, depending on who you ask.

What’s the best and worst job you’ve ever had?
Best job? Totally the one-hour photo lab I used to work at with brother, back in the late 90s.
Worst?  I worked for one whole day at an ink factory.  It was awful.  It took me months to scrub all the ink off my hands.


Anyone you recommend I interview that you can put me in touch with?
A couple of filmmakers/collaborators: Jason Roth and Tom Ashton
Point them in my direction and we’ll see where it goes.


Got any questions for me?
Why do YOU like to write? And why do you like doing these interviews?
I like to write because I like to think that it’s something that I’m good at, that comes easily to me, that other people find difficult or impossible to do.  I used to be a voracious reader, and after reading a few thousand books, I read a few that I wished had ended differently.  I realized that was the author’s job and since I had the opinion that the story would have ended better differently, I started to write my own stories.  That’s not entirely the truth, but the truth is long and boring and self-indulgent.
As for why I like doing these interviews, I wouldn’t say I like doing them.  I would instead say that I like being able to give people the opportunity to promote themselves and the projects they’re working on and to be able to get to know some of my internet acquaintances a bit better.
Well, I for one appreciate that you're doing it.  You don't have to do it, but you do, and I think that's a rare commodity in people these days.  Especially in this business.  I'd be happy to help you on any projects I can.  You only need to say the word.  Thank you for allowing me the chance to do this! 

Thanks for letting me subject you to being interviewed!



Pitch parade:
Give me all of your links for things you want to promote.   All of them.
Facebook: My personal Facebook: www.facebook.com/ryan.lieske
My production company: www.facebook.com/familiarproductions
The feature I'm currently shooting: www.facebook.com/RemotionFilm
Twitter: twitter.com/FamiliarProduct
Website/Blog: neparacoolmondo.wordpress.com
“Remotion: Prologue” trailer -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9mEaaRPcu4
“Abed” trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxE7lAFxAqI
“Down to Sleep” trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1SEKzsofko
My short film “Remotion: Prologue”, available to watch for free: https://vimeo.com/102258697

About the Interviewee:
Ryan Lieske is a screenwriter, director, potential novelist, occasional short story writer, and freelance curiosity-seeker. He writes stuff. Sometimes he makes that stuff into movies. Sometimes he just lets it stay on the page. He like reading books, indiscriminately. Same with movies. He never lies, but sometimes he invents the truth. His three obsessions are Death, God, and Sex. He eats meat, despite feeling mildly guilty about it. He loves his cats. He loves collecting actual books and movies, not digital ones. Physically he's in his 40s, mentally he's in his 70s, and emotionally he's in his 20s. He doesn't sleep well at night.

About the Interviewer:
Scott Lefebvre can write about whatever you want him to write about.
Mostly because when he was grounded for his outlandish behavior as a hyperactive school child, the only place he was allowed to go was the public library.
His literary tastes were forged by the works of Helen Hoke, Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Edgar Allan Poe, and H. P. Lovecraft.
He is the author of Spooky Creepy Long Island, and Condemned; and a contributing author to Forrest J. Ackerman’s Anthology of the Living Dead, Fracas: A Collection of Short Friction, The Call of Lovecraft, and Cashiers du Cinemart.
His reviews have been published by a variety of in print and online media including Scars Magazine, Icons of Fright, Fatally Yours and Screams of Terror, and he has appeared in Fangoria, Rue Morgue and HorrorHound Magazine.
Check out his publishing imprint Burnt Offerings Books here:
http://burntofferingsbooks.blogspot.com/
Check out his electronic music here: soundcloud.com/master_control
And here: master-control.bandcamp.com
Check out his Etsy here: www.etsy.com/shop/ScottLefebvreArt
Stalk his Facebook at: www.facebook.com/TheLefebvre
E-mail him at: Scott_Lefebvre@hotmail.com