Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Interview with Earl Summerfield.

Full Name:
Earl E. Summerfield

Do you have a nickname?
Not really. I have a real name.

Deadhorse, Alaska.

Current hometown:
Deadhorse, Alaska.

Favorite city:
Gore, Oklahoma.
What the fuck is so great about Gore, Oklahoma?
It's called Gore, Oklahoma.

5-9-87, 26

How would you describe yourself physically?
White Mike Tyson.

How would someone else describe you physically?
Definitely not White Mike Tyson.

The first thing people notice about you is…
"Did that hurt?" Disappointingly.

Hair Color/Eye Color/Race?
Red, Blue, White.
You sound like a dyslexic patriot.

Sexual orientation?

Religion, if any?

Are you superstitious at all?
Obsessive compulsive.

Do you smoke/drink?
No. / Dr. Pepper.

Any bad habits?
I'm probably a hoarder.

Current occupation/Dream job:
Witch King. / Soldier of fortune.

What do you like to do when you’re not at work?

What is your zombie outbreak survival plan?
Zombies don't exist.
So, really, you don’t know what a zombie is or aren’t able to imagine the zombie apocalypse? I thought all of my friends had a zombie outbreak survival plan.
If I have to change my answer it's "Kill myself."

Weapon of choice:

Do you have any special skills?
Polishing turds.

Did you go to college and, if so, what for?

Any pets? If so, what are they and what are their names?
Tons. Cats: Warhammer, Deathstalker, Bloodspiller. Fish and reptiles, but you're not supposed to name non-mammals.

What is your favorite animal?

Speaking of pets, any pet peeves?
Bodily fluids.
Yours or others’s’s or both?
Hate others, love my own.

Favorite/Least favorite Food:
I feel like I'm answering a MySpace survey.
What’s “MySpace”?

What is your favorite quotation/motto/saying?
"Get busy Living, or get busy Dying."

What is the best thing that ever happened to you?
Finding Jesus.

What is the worst thing that ever happened to you?
I stubbed my toe yesterday, the toe nail cracked and fell off.

Ever had your heart broken?

Ever broken someone’s heart?
For a living, baby.

What is the best thing you’ve ever done?
Made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
That's right, yeah. Got some old debts I gotta pay off with this stuff. Even if I didn't, you don't think I'd be fool enough to stick around here, do you? Why don't you come with us? You're pretty good in a fight. We could use you.

What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?
I peed on another guy’s face at a pool party once.

If you could kill one person, consequence free, who would it be?
Traci Lords.
Why Tracy Lords?
Lennon was already taken.

How did you get started doing what you do?
Too much creativity stuck in one person.
I bet you’ve had a lot of stuff stuck in you over the years.

What is your advice to other people that want to get started doing what you do?
Don't bother.

What projects are you working on?
Releases of... Hanger, Torched, The Brightside Trilogy, Desperate Teenage Lovedolls, Profane, A Cruel Fucking Nightmare, The Goddess Bunny, Retard-O-Tron 3, Tapeworm, The Abortion Bin Shorts, Turnpike Killer, Blood Moon, Long Pigs, Crocodiles In The USA, Haxan, the list goes on for days.
I look forward to receiving my complimentary copy of all of the preceding to sell on e-bay.

What are you watching?
Whale Wars.

What are you listening to?
Oh shit! La Migra! That band is way too unknown for how good they are.
I recently found out that they were a lie and now resent them.

What are you reading?
The Other Hollywood.

Favorite author/book?
This is a hard question. I like Hunter Thompson a lot. And Stephen King.

Favorite band/song?
Pig Destroyer. A Movie Script Ending.

Least favorite band/song?
The Smiths.

Desert Island Music/Movies/Books:
The Beatles. Death Cab. Taylor Swift. Jedi Mind Tricks. Despot. Boiler Room, Rosemary's Baby, Stand By Me, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, All Dogs Go To Heaven. The Contortionist's Handbook, It, Kingdom of Fear, Cancer As A Social Activity, The Other Hollywood.

If you could do anything other than what you do now, what would you do?
Wrestle bears.
Bears the animal or bears like big hairy gay men or both, and if both, at the same time?

All of the above.

Who would you want to meet that you haven’t met?
Ben Affleck, Jamie Gillis, Arnie Cunningham.

What’s the best and worst job you’ve ever had?
King of the Witches, Urban Outfitters.
I totally can’t imagine you working at Urban Outfitters.
I got sexually harassed by a grown man and then fired.

Are there any questions that I didn’t ask that you wished I had asked that you would like to answer now?

Got any questions for me?

Pitch parade:


About The Interviewee:

About the Interviewer:
Scott Lefebvre has probably read everything you've read and can write about whatever you want him to write about.
Mostly because when he was grounded for his outlandish behavior as a hyperactive school child, the only place he was allowed to go was the public library.
His literary tastes were forged by the works of Helen Hoke, Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Edgar Allan Poe, and H. P. Lovecraft.
He is the author of Spooky Creepy Long Island and a contributing author to Forrest J. Ackerman’s Anthology of the Living Dead, Fracas: A Collection of Short Friction, The Call of Lovecraft, and Cashiers du Cinemart.
His reviews have been published by a variety of in print and online media including Scars Magazine, Icons of Fright, Fatally Yours and Screams of Terror, and he has appeared in Fangoria, Rue Morgue and HorrorHound Magazine.
He is the Assistant Program Director for The Arkham Film Society and produces Electronic Music under the names Master Control and LOVECRAFTWORK.
He is currently working on a novel-length expansion of a short-story titled, "The End Of The World Is Nigh", a crowd-funded, crowd-sourced, post-apocalyptic, zombie epidemic project.
You can check out the blog for the book here: theendoftheworldisnighbook.blogspot.com
You can check out the Facebook Fan Page for the project here: www.facebook.com/TheEndOfTheWorldIsNighBook
You can check his author profile at: www.amazon.com/Scott-Lefebvre/e/B001TQ2W9G
You can follow him at GoodReads here: www.goodreads.com/author/show/1617246.Scott_Lefebvre
You can check out his electronic music here: soundcloud.com/master_control
And here: master-control.bandcamp.com
You can check out his videos at: www.youtube.com/user/doctornapoleon
You can check out his IMDB profile here: www.imdb.com/name/nm3678959
You can follow his Twitter here: twitter.com/TheLefebvre or @TheLefebvre
You can follow his Tumblr here: thelefebvre.tumblr.com
You can check out his Etsy here: www.etsy.com/people/arkhamscreenings
You can join the group for The Arkham Film Society here: www.facebook.com/groups/arkhamscreenings
You can stalk his Facebook at: www.facebook.com/TheLefebvre
You can e-mail him at: Scott_Lefebvre@hotmail.com

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